HR

I want to suggest this topic for people who don’t already know me and already don’t want to have anything to do with me.

Of all of the corporation derived sub-human sub-organizations, Human Resources embodies complete antipathy towards the people who actually do the work. They are at best parasites, for whom a cleansing bath would be appropriate, or, at worst, sociopaths sucking out the life-force of humanity.

If y’all do know me, you will see things that you might recognize in this piece. I’ll have you know that you are wrong. This is a work of fiction.

And for everyone else, fuck you.